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Contrary to popular belief, it is the quiet ones who have the wildest sides. But with social taboo and whatnots, who cares?
Yesterday I made my way to a dinner in the Greenhills Promenade area. Making my way to the dinner, my bladder decided to have an emotional outbreak and cry. I tried to remain calm and make my way to the paid bathroom area on the second floor of the promenade to appease my bladder.
Now everyone who goes to Greenhills knows that you need to pay P10.00 to use the restroom. The added value of this is that you are assured of an aesthetically appealing bathroom with tissue and water. So I fiddled with my wallet rather hastily while the lady at the front of the bathroom was putting on make up. Egad. I only had a P1,000.00 bill.
“Umm miss, do you have change for this?” I grinned rather sheepishly. My bladder was about to explode.
“You know miss I really really need to go. Can I just figure this out later?”
“Please?”
“THANK YOU so much.”
I rushed in. Did my business and felt like the happiest person in the world. You know, a friend told me that the concept of happiness was relative. He gives the analogy of wanting to pee in a cross country bus trip with barely any stops. At that moment you feel like the worst person in the world as you pass flora and fauna with your legs tightening as the minutes seem like days. But then, after the bus finally comes to a stop, you rush to the restroom and let is all out. At that moment, you feel like the happiest person in the world.
And that, my friends was how I felt.
There you have it. The greatest story on earth.
At the end of it all, the lady really didn’t have change and treated me to the free bathroom break. How nice.
Back in high school, our physics teacher taught us that falling from a certain height, anything can be used as a deadly weapon. Such was the case with the falling cow that was thought to be a military weapon back in the old days – legend says that a cow had been airlifted to be transported to a far destination. The “cargo” fell off the plane somehow and crashed into a farm house killing its occupants.
Today, the art of falling has been reinvented into the fearsome RAWR BOMB, a deadly combination attack that was invented with the release of The Burning Crusade.
Xxorn of Durotan demonstrates the druid’s fearsome RawrBomb technique. The technique, originally developed by Siiren of Warsong, involves a druid positioning himself above his enemy in flight form, shifting out of flight and into bear, and feral charging a target right before hitting the ground.
Watch the video 🙂
I learned to flaunt certain strengths and go with the flow when it comes to certain “talents” that I have. Take this particular talent for instance.
Discuss.
The worst part of your Internet based business is when the Internet connection refuses to cooperate. And it is a little sad too especially when the site that always cooperates and loads is … Friendster!
And when the sites I do need up do decide to go up, GMail decides to take a breather.
It’s back to the Ice Age for me!